future purchases

contemplating on getting another soccery jersey... I have a spain nt one and an fc barcelona one, but i REALLY want to get a liverpool home kit (preferably from last season). however i'm running into 2 very huge problems solely because of my gender

1. nothing fits me because i have the body of a 12 year old, either the mens small is too big or a youth xl feels weird
2. jerseys are expensive. i could either spend 70+ bucks on a not feminine shirt that I could wear for casual occasions/ running errands, OR just go to nordstrom since its their half yearly sale and buy a dress or makeup or heels or jewelry or a new PURSE or just girly things FJKADLSAJFJKSDAJLKSLD;AKLS;DF DECISIONS!!!!!!!

 to be honest im probably just going to get a new purse.